The Author of the Quran Is a Cameleer, Part 4

by Mirza Ghalib

BEDOUINS' RELATIONSHIP WITH CAMELS TO CONTINUE IN THE NEXT LIFE

Part 3 of this article discussed about how Muhammad condemned camels as the Satan when the Bedouin owners of camels were uncooperative with him, how he blackmailed the Bedouins by imposing trade-embargo on them, and then when they showed willingness to join his cult, how all-of-a-sudden did he elevated camels to the level of God and equated the Quran with camels. This concluding part discusses the roles of the camel on the Day of Resurrection and in heaven. On his way to mesmerizing the Bedouins, Muhammad went further to tell them that their close relationship with camels will not end in this world. It will continue in the afterlife.

ROLE OF CAMELS ON THE DAY OF RESURRECTION

Stick to your camels and goats as end approaches: “Abu Bakra reported Allah's messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: there would soon be turmoil (day of resurrection)…. Behold! When the turmoil comes or it appears, the one who has camel should stick to his camel and he who has sheep or goat should stick to his sheep and goat …….” (Sahih Muslim 41:6896)

Camel to serve as the means of travel on the Dooms Day: The prophet said, "the people will be gathered (on the day of resurrection) in three ways: (the second batch will be those who will gather) riding two on a camel or three on a camel or ten on a camel…. " (Sahih al-Bukhari 8:76:529, Sahih Muslim 40:6848)

IN ADDITION TO VIRGINS, MUSLIM MEN WILL GET SHE-CAMELS IN HEAVEN

Those familiar with Islamic fables know well that Muslim men will get 72 virgins ( Hoories) and 300 prepubescent boys for sexual gratifications in paradise. Allah, the most generous, did not stop there. He promised them additional gift of 700 ‘she-camels’.

Muslim men to get virgins: There are several verses in the Quran dealing indirectly with desert camels. To know some of these verses we need to seek the help of the hadiths. We already know that Allah has promised Muslims, who are sexually infatuated with women, specially designed sex-machines, called Hoories, in paradise for fulfilling their carnal desires:

“Virgins await those who enter paradise.” (QURAN 2:25, 4:57, 23:6, 37:40-48, 38:52, 44:54, 52:20, 55:56,72-74, 56:17-23,36-37, 78:32-34).

Homosexual Muslim men gets pearl-like pre-pubescent boys: Allah also promises homosexual Muslim men a gift of young, pearl-like per-pubescent boys to have ‘fun’ with, along with the sealed wine.

1. “Round about them will (serve) boys of perpetual (freshness), of never ending bloom, with goblets, jugs, and cups (filled) with sparkling wine.” (Quran: 56:17)
2. "And round them shall serve immortal boys of perpetual freshness, never altering in age. If you saw them, you would think they were scattered pearls." (Quran 76:19)

Muslim men to get 700 ‘she-camels’ in paradise

Haiths are not fabricated for fun. Every hadith has its purpose and reason.

Muhammad was utmost generous in dangling promises of rewards in the next life for his followers. He bestowed paradise to whoever seen ‘fit’ to him. He promised some of his gullible followers just 2 virgins, and 72 to those who overwhelmed him by their services to him. For those who showed extraordinary courage on Jihad mission, he awarded them an additional 80,000 ‘all-purpose’ slave-girls. There were another category among his sahaba, who are not so interested either in virgins or pre-pubescent boys, but ‘she-camels’. Muhammad, well aware of their weakness, granted them 700 ‘she-camels’ in paradise:

It has been narrated on the authority of Abu Mas'ud al-Ansari who said A man brought a muzzled she-camel and said: It is (offered) in the way of Allah. The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: For this you will have seven hundred she-camels on the Day of Judgment all of which will be muzzled. (Sahih Muslim 20:4663)

Allah will not issue the ‘she-camels’ to Muslims just like that. He cares much about the safety of his slaves. So He would provide the she-camels with muzzles so as to protect his slaves from biting by those she-camels during their ‘usage’.

It should be noted that Allah is harsh about sexual misconducts but did not prescribe any punishment for bestiality. The following hadith is the evidence for this argument:

“Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: There is no prescribed punishment for one who has sexual intercourse with an animal.” (Abu Dawud 38:4448,4450)

Muhammad, the master of sex, knew well about his Bedouin companions' ‘interest’ towards she-camels. It is an untold truth that animals too were used in the Muslim world to overcome their celibacy.

However, it is different that Muhammad himself preferred to travel on she-camels. He had so many she-camels known by their names. He even branded his own stock of she-camels with identification marks to avoid their misuse by his companions.

CAMEL SCIENCE: CAMEL’S WALK IS THE BENCHMARK TO MEASURE THE DISTANCE

Muslim apologists boast that Muhammad not only had the knowledge of this world, but also of the heaven. They further claim that scientific mysteries yet to be discovered are already written in the ‘gibberish’ of the Quran and hadiths. Yet Muhammad didn’t even know the unit of measurement for distance. As an illiterate desert cameleer, Muhammad estimated the distance between two places by the duration taken by camels to travel it. Sometimes, the prophet of Islam resembles a joker thanks to his lunatic ideas. The following hadiths are just a sample of his lunatic ideas.

SHADOW OF A TREE IN PARADISE GREATER THAN 100-YEAR JOURNEY OF MUHAMMAD’S CAMEL!!

Sahl b. Sa'd reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: In Paradise, there is a tree under the shadow of which a rider (of camels) can travel for a hundred years without covering (the distance) completely. This hadith has also been transmitted on the authority of Abu Sa'id al-Khudri that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) is reported to have said: In Paradise, there is a tree under the shadow of which a rider of a fine and swift-footed horse would travel for a hundred years without covering the distance completely. (Sahih Muslim 40:6786)

FASTING FOR 1 DAY WILL KEEP ONE AWAY FROM HELL FOR ABOUT 70-YEAR JOURNEY OF CAMELS!

Narrated Abu Said: I heard the Prophet saying, "Indeed, anyone who fasts for one day for Allah's Pleasure, Allah will keep his face away from the (Hell) fire for (a distance covered by a journey of) seventy years." (Sahih Al-Bukhari 4:52:93, Sahih Muslim 6:2570,2572)

DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO SHOULDERS OF KAFIRS IS 3-DAY JOURNEY OF CAMELS!

Abu Huraira reported directly from Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) that he said: The distance of the two shoulders of the non-believer in Hell will be a three-day journey for a swift rider (of camels). (Sahih Muslim 40:6832, Sahih Al-Bukhari 8:76:558)

PEOPLE FROM THE DISTANCE OF UP TO ONE MONTH FEARED MUHAMMAD

Jabir b. 'Abdullah al-Ansari reported: The Prophet (may peace be upon him) said: “….I have been supported by awe (a fear by which the enemy is overwhelmed) from the distance (which one takes) one month to cover ….” (Sahih Muslim 4:1058, Sahih Al-Bukhari 1:8:429, 1:7:331)

In this hadith, Muhammad himself declares that how notorious he was. People from far-off places used to shiver in fear of him. Muhammad measures the distance up to where the people lived in fear of him by the traveling distance covered by his camel in about a month time.

CONCLUSION

The topic discussed in this article shows that Muhammad never missed a thing, however small it may be, that helped him gain wealth.

It is a miracle that Muslims of our civilized modern age go on rampage on Muhammad’s cartoons, who was horrible person. Apologists of Islam project the character of Muhammad as saintly, but Islamic ‘scriptures’ show him as extremely greedy, ruthless and barbaric. I hope this article helps those Muslim brothers, who don’t have time to read their scriptures, gain some knowledge and insights into the true nature of Islam and its prophet.